24. butthole. San Francisco

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timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

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harrystylesdildo:

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

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kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

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Anonymous asked: *sigh* you're babin, pretty much hubby status :3


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aww thankth

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backdoorteenmom:

when i go to the source of a porn gif and they have the actors names tagged so i can look them up

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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I hardly ever click with anyone and it’s really fucking annoying. I just want friends and maybe some dates that actually have potential jfc I’m not THAT weird why is this such an issue

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